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http://odins-one-eyed-fuck.tumblr.com/post/95418123864/teddytrumpet-gotpasta-cosbyykidd

teddytrumpet:

gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the…

You do know that the president has the ability to talk about serious issues as well as control both the police, national guard, and military, allowing him to take control of hue he situations above talked about. Albeit, people wouldn’t be very happy about it, but he has power by checks and balances and the executive branch. You know, diverting money from our overfunded military into our education system is also a very probable move you know. He could also dump water on himself but that’s whatever.

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parkingstrange:

wizardsdemigodsandtributes:

If Chris Pratt can lose 60 pounds in 6 months, then you can reach your goals too

fuck man seeing this in our tag changed my life thank you

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http://strangeparking.co/post/95418263602/alexxmonster-parkingstrange-hey-guys-we

alexxmonster:

parkingstrange:

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vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

(via humoristics)

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trexinvadingtheoperahouse:

I’m certain the Vulcans were like “We get that you’re half human, so you can keep ONE emotional/human response and you can use it as much as you like.”

And Spock was like “Sass.”

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

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jaypadaleckis:

Best Gag Reel Moments "Come ‘ere, you sexy thing."

(via dutchster)

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